Toolunity2008-11-20T23:11:17-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1XOOPS WebLinks 0.9Copyright (c) 2008, Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comToolunity :: www.toolunity.comhttp://www.toolunity.com/services@toolunity.comChicken Police2008-11-19T21:08:31-06:002008-11-19T21:08:31-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.1So it’s totally on between these two rabbits, right. Then these chickens come in and are all like, “Yo!, we got a problem here?!” And the rabbits all are like, “Naw man, we g ...The High PriestJoeCartoonTurkeymeister2008-11-18T20:50:13-06:002008-11-18T20:50:13-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.2They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…but if you are going to try and flatter us, just make sure you don’t suck. Launched recently by AOL, the ultimate definition of intern ...The High PriestJoeCartoon[audio] Area Man Goaded Into Climbing Mt. Everest2008-11-16T00:00:42-06:002008-11-16T00:00:42-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.3Onion Radio News - with Doyle RedlandToolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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Blistex Executive Makes Fool Of Himself At Lip-Balm Conference2008-11-15T08:00:43-06:002008-11-15T08:00:43-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.4SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Marketing executive Bernard Ganley first humiliated himself Monday morning when he suggested that applicator tips were a thing of the past.Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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[audio] New Robot Salesman Practically Sells Itself2008-11-15T00:00:53-06:002008-11-15T00:00:53-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.5Onion Radio News - with Doyle RedlandToolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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Supreme Court Upholds Bill Of Rights In 5-4 Decision2008-11-14T09:00:23-06:002008-11-14T09:00:23-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.6WASHINGTON—In a landmark decision Monday, the U.S. Supreme Court narrowly ruled to uphold the Bill of Rights, the very tenets upon which...Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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Donald Fagen Defends Steely Dan To Friends2008-11-14T08:00:44-06:002008-11-14T08:00:44-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.7NEW YORK—"Do you know how many guitar players tried and failed to nail the solo on the song 'Peg'? Six—That's commitment to a vision if you ask me," Fagen said.Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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Potential Employers Check Social Networking Sites2008-11-14T06:00:42-06:002008-11-14T06:00:42-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.8A recent survey found that one in five employers checked out job applicants on networking sites like Facebook before hiring them. What doyou...Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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[audio] You Now President Of Argentina2008-11-14T00:00:28-06:002008-11-14T00:00:28-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.9Onion Radio News - with Doyle RedlandToolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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One In 4 Mammals In Jeopardy2008-11-13T06:30:48-06:002008-11-13T06:30:48-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.10A new study shows that almost 25 percent of mammal species are in danger of going extinct. What doyouthink?Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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Knicks Fans Discover Striking Palms Together Makes Uplifting And Appreciative Noise2008-11-13T06:00:54-06:002008-11-13T06:00:54-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.11NEW YORK—Following the Knicks' surprising 4-2 start, fans' instinctual boos have been interrupted by what many are referring to as "a...Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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Cavaliers Declared NBA Champions As Basketball Knocks Off Early2008-11-13T06:00:27-06:002008-11-13T06:00:27-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.12NEW YORK—A happy, triumphant, and visibly relieved LeBron James accepted the 2009 NBA Championship trophy from commissioner David Stern at a small ceremony in New York Wednesday, just hours afte ...Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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Catchphrase From 'The Love Guru' Overheard2008-11-13T06:00:02-06:002008-11-13T06:00:02-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.13ST. CLOUD, MN—A catchphrase fromThe Love Guru, comedian Mike Myers' latest film, which follows the exploits of a self-help mentor...Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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I Meant To Vote, But You Know How It Goes2008-11-12T10:45:22-06:002008-11-12T10:45:22-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.14Hola, amigos. How's it going with you? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya. I been trying get through a jungle of bullshit, but it...Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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I Bet My 40s Are Totally Going To Rock2008-11-12T07:07:50-06:002008-11-12T07:07:50-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.15You know what I'm really excited about? Turning 40! The Big Four-Oh. I've got one hell of a landmark birthday coming up, and I'm pumped! I may...Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase2008-11-12T06:15:21-06:002008-11-12T06:15:21-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.16WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush sustained 24 broken bones, massive internal hemorrhaging, and a severe concussion Monday after falling...Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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Study: Bullies Enjoy Pain Of Others2008-11-12T06:00:45-06:002008-11-12T06:00:45-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.17Brain scans showed activity in the pleasure centers of aggressive teens who were exposed to images of one person hurting another. What doyou...Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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International Con Man Barack Obama Leaves U.S. With 85 Million In Campaign Fundraising2008-11-11T20:00:00-06:002008-11-11T20:00:00-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.18CHICAGO—"If you are reading this," said Obama's farewell note. "Then I have already left your silly country with a woman you have come to know as 'Michelle.'"Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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Guy You Canvassed With Knows This Great Little Italian Canvassing Place2008-11-11T13:01:49-06:002008-11-11T13:01:49-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.19PHILADELPHIA—After 18 long months of nonstop canvassing, it would be nice, now that the election is over, to take a break from it all, and your fellow...Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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Coworker Has That Excuse That's Going Around2008-11-11T09:00:41-06:002008-11-11T09:00:41-06:00tag:www.toolunity.com,2008://1.20ANN ARBOR, MI—Digital Copy Shoppe employee Don Newson, 38, called in to work on Wednesday complaining that he was certain he had come down...Toolunity :: www.toolunity.comThe Onion
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