http://www.toolunity.com/ Toolunity provides a common ground for TOOL enthusiasts to gather & rediscover communication. Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:37:21 -0600 http://backend.userland.com/rss/ XOOPS WebLinks 0.9 XOOPS WebLinks services@toolunity.com services@toolunity.com en http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/6Iu4G73TRC4/ After another bite of sour fish, Doc struggles to hold down the Jeremy Lin trade, Derrick Rose in a gurney, and the wusses on the Mariners. Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:10:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/video/injured-derrick-rose-will-play-next-game-strapped,27394/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/tD-t_BHr4So/ Arena Sound Guy Given Cousin's Demo To Play During Timeouts Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:00:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/arena-sound-guy-given-cousins-demo-to-play-during,27426/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/jBoMmtjcRWs/ The Week In Pictures Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:37:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-week-in-pictures,27429/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/AmyHdfoUYh4/ Royal Welcome Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:15:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-welcome,27421/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/LzQLM0-jItA/ 'I Killed Myself' One Man's Lost Battle With Alcoholism Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:45:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-killed-myself-one-mans-lost-battle-with-alcoholi,27428/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/26kAeQAYYhs/ Because they cost more than twice their face value between non-cost-effective raw materials and manufacturing expenses, the Obama administration asked Congress for permission to change the metal compo ... Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:15:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/pennies-nickels-to-change,27427/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/rU017IlduJA/ Local Child Amuses Café Patrons?But For How Long? Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:22:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/audio/local-child-amuses-cafe-patronsbut-for-how-long,27416/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/nRT09GpYT0s/ OFFERMAN, GA—After realizing she waved good morning to the wrong squirrel, Kiera Boyd recovered by coughing a bit and pretending to fix her hair. Sun, 19 Feb 2012 17:30:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/offerman-gaafter-realizing-she-waved-good-morning,27363/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/UECZXxTNX7U/ Animal7 p.m. EST/6 p.m. CSTA woman talks about the time she saw what had to be a centipede just sitting there in her bathroom—covered in fur and the size of her fucking arm—but when she ca ... Sun, 19 Feb 2012 16:15:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/oh-fuck-what-the-fuck-is-that,27385/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/plDMDGrI6OM/ 8-Year-Old Attempts To Break The Sour Barrier Sun, 19 Feb 2012 15:00:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/8yearold-attempts-to-break-the-sour-barrier,27356/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/8_-vX-K0op0/ ORLANDO—The Orlando Magic were forced to evacuate the Amway Center prior to their game against Milwaukee Friday after team officials called security to investigate a large, suspicious duffel bag ... Sun, 19 Feb 2012 13:45:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/suspiciouslooking-duffel-bag-spotted-on-magic-benc,27399/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/xlAEeAUbjmU/ SAN FRANCISCO—Three days after giving birth, first-time mother Courtney Baldritch has registered with the web service WordPress for the purpose of blogging the severely underdocumented experienc ... Sun, 19 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/smug-new-mom-going-to-start-a-blog,27415/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/0PFzRxsvn20/ Office Prick Returns From Fantasy Camp Sun, 19 Feb 2012 10:45:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/office-prick-returns-from-fantasy-camp,27405/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/GDtg2CvV9AI/ Suave Releases New 20-Year Leave-In Conditioner Sun, 19 Feb 2012 09:20:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/suave-releases-new-20year-leavein-conditioner,27412/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/T6uqGCRAJvo/ On Lance Armstrong?s Second-Place Triathlon Finish Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/on-lance-armstrongs-secondplace-triathlon-finish,27403/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/a9O8hftuIeo/ NASCAR Driver's Parents Pay For Congratulatory Message On Side Of Son?s Car Sat, 18 Feb 2012 17:30:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/nascar-drivers-parents-pay-for-congratulatory-mess,27401/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/fgrU63j3dFI/ The latest Onion Conspiracy Index omitted a key player. We regret that this arch-puppeteer has ensnared us in its global scheme and won’t allowThe Onionto correct the error. Sat, 18 Feb 2012 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/global-scheme,27387/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/aawfj7SDzbU/ Hampered Kevin Garnett To See Age Specialist Sat, 18 Feb 2012 14:00:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/hampered-kevin-garnett-to-see-age-specialist,27404/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/kE9bUuIjgs4/ Since coming out of nowhere two weeks ago, Jeremy Lin has rejuvenated the Knicks, reignited interest in basketball, and become a bona fide phenomenon. Sat, 18 Feb 2012 13:00:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/jeremy-lin,27411/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/v4gav7lO2k8/ BOSTON—While acknowledging Tom Brady’s decision to betroth his sister Julie to savage, lecherous Kevin Youkilis may be morally repugnant on a personal level, Boston sports analysts said Th ... Sat, 18 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/articles/tom-brady-cruelly-consolidates-power-by-marrying-s,27398/