http://www.toolunity.com/ Toolunity provides a common ground for TOOL enthusiasts to gather & rediscover communication. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:45:21 -0600 http://backend.userland.com/rss/ XOOPS WebLinks 0.9 XOOPS WebLinks services@toolunity.com services@toolunity.com en http://blog.joecartoon.com/?p=748 So it’s totally on between these two rabbits, right. Then these chickens come in and are all like, “Yo!, we got a problem here?!” And the rabbits all are like, “Naw man, we g ... Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:08:31 -0600 http://blog.joecartoon.com/?p=748 http://blog.joecartoon.com/?p=742 They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…but if you are going to try and flatter us, just make sure you don’t suck. Launched recently by AOL, the ultimate definition of intern ... Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:50:13 -0600 http://blog.joecartoon.com/?p=742 http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/454639556/area_man_goaded_into_0 Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:00:42 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/area_man_goaded_into_0?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/454021880/blistex_executive_makes_fool_of SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Marketing executive Bernard Ganley first humiliated himself Monday morning when he suggested that applicator tips were a thing of the past. Sat, 15 Nov 2008 08:00:43 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/news/blistex_executive_makes_fool_of?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/453728208/new_robot_salesman_0 Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:00:53 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/new_robot_salesman_0?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/453027759/supreme_court_upholds_bill WASHINGTON—In a landmark decision Monday, the U.S. Supreme Court narrowly ruled to uphold the Bill of Rights, the very tenets upon which... Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:00:23 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/supreme_court_upholds_bill?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/452974246/donald_fagen_defends_steely_dan_to NEW YORK—"Do you know how many guitar players tried and failed to nail the solo on the song 'Peg'? Six—That's commitment to a vision if you ask me," Fagen said. Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:00:44 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/news/donald_fagen_defends_steely_dan_to?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/452892368/potential_employers_check_social A recent survey found that one in five employers checked out job applicants on networking sites like Facebook before hiring them. What doyou... Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:00:42 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/potential_employers_check_social?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/452646433/you_now_president_of Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:00:28 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/you_now_president_of?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/451785367/one_in_4_mammals_in_jeopardy A new study shows that almost 25 percent of mammal species are in danger of going extinct. What doyouthink? Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:30:48 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/one_in_4_mammals_in_jeopardy?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/451760472/knicks_fans_discover NEW YORK—Following the Knicks' surprising 4-2 start, fans' instinctual boos have been interrupted by what many are referring to as "a... Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:00:54 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/knicks_fans_discover?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/451760475/cavaliers_declared_nba_champions NEW YORK—A happy, triumphant, and visibly relieved LeBron James accepted the 2009 NBA Championship trophy from commissioner David Stern at a small ceremony in New York Wednesday, just hours afte ... Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:00:27 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/news/cavaliers_declared_nba_champions?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/451760476/catchphrase_from_the_love ST. CLOUD, MN—A catchphrase fromThe Love Guru, comedian Mike Myers' latest film, which follows the exploits of a self-help mentor... Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:00:02 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/catchphrase_from_the_love?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/450910687/i_meant_to_vote_but_you_know Hola, amigos. How's it going with you? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya. I been trying get through a jungle of bullshit, but it... Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:45:22 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/i_meant_to_vote_but_you_know?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/450715566/i_bet_my_40s_are_totally_going You know what I'm really excited about? Turning 40! The Big Four-Oh. I've got one hell of a landmark birthday coming up, and I'm pumped! I may... Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:07:50 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_bet_my_40s_are_totally_going?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/450662510/bush_tumbles_wildly_down WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush sustained 24 broken bones, massive internal hemorrhaging, and a severe concussion Monday after falling... Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:15:21 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bush_tumbles_wildly_down?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/450662511/study_bullies_enjoy_pain_of_others Brain scans showed activity in the pleasure centers of aggressive teens who were exposed to images of one person hurting another. What doyou... Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:00:45 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/study_bullies_enjoy_pain_of_others?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/450129008/international_con_man_barack_obama CHICAGO—"If you are reading this," said Obama's farewell note. "Then I have already left your silly country with a woman you have come to know as 'Michelle.'" Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:00:00 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/news/international_con_man_barack_obama?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/449895307/guy_you_canvassed_with PHILADELPHIA—After 18 long months of nonstop canvassing, it would be nice, now that the election is over, to take a break from it all, and your fellow... Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:01:49 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/guy_you_canvassed_with?utm_source=onion_rss_daily http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/449628571/coworker_has_that_excuse ANN ARBOR, MI—Digital Copy Shoppe employee Don Newson, 38, called in to work on Wednesday complaining that he was certain he had come down... Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:00:41 -0600 http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/coworker_has_that_excuse?utm_source=onion_rss_daily